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The pill, the fake orders, the forged lab report

Good morning, and welcome to the Wednesday email.

Once a week we pick three stories, read the documents behind them, and pull out the lines worth knowing. This week all three come back to one question: who checked? Mounjaro's own label prints a study on the pill. Researchers ordered semaglutide with no prescription and sent what arrived to a lab. And a prosecutors' memo describes what one peptide company did to its lab reports.

Each story links to the full article if you want the rest.

01 · From the drug label

The pill may not work as well

This one matters to anyone on Mounjaro who also takes the pill.

The label says
"Birth control pills by mouth may not work as well while using MOUNJARO."

That line sits in Mounjaro's own patient leaflet. In the study the label prints, the pill's hormones peaked 55 to 66 percent lower after one dose. The warning covers the four weeks after starting, and four weeks again after every increase.

Why it matters: the same leaflet says, "It is not known if MOUNJARO will harm your unborn baby." We looked for a study that counts the pregnancies. We found none.

Read the full story: Is Mounjaro Making Your Birth Control Fail?

02 · From a lab test

Six orders. Three never came.

Researchers wanted to know what really shows up when you buy semaglutide, the drug in Ozempic, from websites that ask for no prescription. So they placed six orders.

Three never arrived, and those sellers asked for up to 1,200 dollars more. The other three did arrive, each sold as 99 percent pure.

The number
14.37%The best purity the lab measured. The other two vials came in at 7.7 and 8.97 percent, and one vial had a raised endotoxin reading.

The fine print: the six sellers were picked as the riskiest, in 2023. It is one small study, and we found no larger one that tested these orders.

Read the full story: 6 No-Prescription Semaglutide Orders. Only 3 Showed Up.

03 · From a court memo

Who made the lab report?

A lab report is supposed to prove what is in the vial. Prosecutors say one peptide company, with more than 54,000 customers, forged its reports. Their memo says it edited other businesses' certificates and took the lab's contact details off them.

The memo says why
"so that customers could not call the lab about the report"

The owner got 70 months in prison. Six of the company's products, labeled as SARMs, all tested as testosterone.

The fine print: the memo reports no test of any of its peptides.

Read the full story: A Peptide Seller Got 70 Months. Who Made Your Lab Report?

One question for this week
Who picks up when you call the lab?

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That's the week. See you next Wednesday.

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